My favorite podcast, hands down, is the JavaPosse. There’s nothing quite like sitting back with a cup of coffee and listening to Dick, Carl, Tor and Joe yammer about Java (and/or technology in general) – especially if they’ve been drinking.

A few months ago they launched a Google group in which I am an avid lurker, and very occasional poster. One of the more recent threads was surrounding third-party iPhone application development. I think that the winning comment in this thread was this one:

The simple question here is therefore “Is this phone of any further interest to the Java community/Java Posse?”.

He might as well have said:

If it’s in the world, and it has nothing to do with Java, we shouldn’t discuss it or have any interest, and said object might as well be used as toilet paper. If it’s not Java, it can kiss my bleeeeep.

Forget the fact that it’s a phone – and I could care less if it had anything to do with Java whatsoever. I don’t care if I can write or run 3rd party apps on my phone, or my iPod. I want a phone so I can (go figure) phone people. Of course, all the other iPhone stuff is awesome as well (calendaring, sms, voice mail, iPod, photos, videos, etc.). Why, for the love of all things good, would a community write off said device claiming it no longer deserves “any further interest [from] the Java community” – because it doesn’t have Java on it? Maybe the Java community should stop having interest in hard disks, or RAM, or digital cameras, or iPods for that matter – simply because they don’t allow for third party Java application development on them. I’m making a pact right now. I’m not going to purchase another stick of RAM until I can plug it into a USB port on my laptop, and write a third-party Java app for it that makes it light up, or sing, or something.

Unfortunately, this is the collective wisdom that (stereotypically speaking) the Java community now tends to bring to the table. Let us look at a fictitious (but not fictitious at the same time) example:

Jim: Hey there, have you played with Ruby at all?
Greg: Are you crazy, that stupid thing?
Jim: It’s got some really powerful syntax, and I can’t believe how fast you can prototype apps in it.
Greg: Nothing more than a stupid toy language.
Jim: Have you used it? Have you seen how powerful some of the APIs are?
Greg: No. I’m a Java developer.
Jim: Why don’t you just take a look, see what you think?
Greg: No. If it’s not Java, it’s stupid and useless.

Right. Thanks.